Monthly Archives: August 2010

Penis Jousting

“He wanted to know if fish have penises,” my daughter told me.  “So we googled it and found that they don’t.  Then we got into a long search involving animal penises of all kinds.  If anyone looked at my search … Continue reading

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The Boob Gnome

My beautiful little girl was six years old when she asked me wistfully, “When will I get boobies, mommy?” Seeing my opportunity and buying time, I smiled and said, “Well…one day when you are old enough,” I took a deep … Continue reading

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